Woke up early in the morning
got my coffe half past ten
crossed the road near by the station
while I got snapped by a van

Woke up later in a hospital
where I didn't like to stay
they discharged me no problem
but I'm sure I'm not o.k.

911 emergency
doctor won't you please help me?
I'm in love with a bus in a magazine
911 emerency
they twist my sexuality
I'm in love with a bus in a magazine

I see busses when I'm dreaming
they are all I'm living for
but the one I'd like to own
is the one that I adore

Looked for her in every city
and I drove from coast to coast
just to watch out for my princess
for the bus I love most

911 emergency
doctor won't you please help me?
I'm in love with a bus in a magazine
911 emerency
they twist my sexuality
I'm in love with a bus in a magazine

and I found my chrome princess
kissed her sweet
my sugarlamb
and a deep deep voice answers "Hey I'm a bus I'm a man!!!"

911 emergency
doctor won't you please help me?
I'm in love with a bus in a magazine
911 emerency
they twist my sexuality
I'm in love with a bus in a magazine